Friday, 15 August 2008

Shortcut to Stardom...

Have your emergency duty on 14th august.
Park car in college parking.
Eat your tiffin and keep it in your car rear seat.
Finish ED at 8 am the next day.
Come out of ward looking half drunk after 24 hrs of no sleep.
Look for car.
Instead find panicky people.
Harakiri everywhere.
Find commando-ish police hysterically checking out your car.
Ask them what they are doing.
Get an answer as a rhetorical question "How does it bother you?"
Tell them that the car belongs to you.
See big huge sighs of relief on their faces!
Look at them quizzingly?!
Get an answer asking you to meet the Dean immediately.
Be treated like a star in the Dean's chamber with everyone wanting to catch a glimpse of you.
Get bored of the scene created.
Go home.
Sleep like a baby.
PHEW! STARDOM IS TIRESOME!


*Based on true facts and is not a work of fiction.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Really??!!! What was all the panic about??
And loved your using harakiri....by far your best written post....that apart loved your "beauty" the most!!!
Put the commas to prevent misconceptions :P
(Sorry, love being tongue-in-cheek....you must have realized that by now :))

amiodarone said...

thank you.. :)
sarcasm rules! i'm a great fan of it myself.. (just to clarify in case i've been too nice at times)

Anonymous said...

lol....u ruined my homes...that there is one decent guy on this planet!!!

Anonymous said...

oops...*hopes
:P

amiodarone said...

what gave it away?!