Sunday, 26 October 2008
Thursday, 23 October 2008
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
Change..
Good for Bad
Happy for Sad
Like an old advertisement once said, "Change is inevitable!"
Sunday, 28 September 2008
Tuesday, 16 September 2008
A very very special gift!
Friday, 5 September 2008
Wednesday, 3 September 2008
Life's update..
Friday, 15 August 2008
Shortcut to Stardom...
Park car in college parking.
Eat your tiffin and keep it in your car rear seat.
Finish ED at 8 am the next day.
Come out of ward looking half drunk after 24 hrs of no sleep.
Look for car.
Instead find panicky people.
Harakiri everywhere.
Find commando-ish police hysterically checking out your car.
Ask them what they are doing.
Get an answer as a rhetorical question "How does it bother you?"
Tell them that the car belongs to you.
See big huge sighs of relief on their faces!
Look at them quizzingly?!
Get an answer asking you to meet the Dean immediately.
Be treated like a star in the Dean's chamber with everyone wanting to catch a glimpse of you.
Get bored of the scene created.
Go home.
Sleep like a baby.
PHEW! STARDOM IS TIRESOME!
*Based on true facts and is not a work of fiction.
Monday, 11 August 2008
First things first...
Saturday, 9 August 2008
Study! Dear Boy!
Wednesday, 6 August 2008
Its always between those two ears!
The soothing music of "Aditi" calms things..
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
Monday, 14 July 2008
Cryptics...
;)
Friday, 27 June 2008
Tuesday, 24 June 2008
The C.S.(G) Vaccine
P.S. No hard feelings....(If u ever read this)
In today's new era, we are proud to announce that we have found a vaccine to attain immunity to C.S.'s barrage of infinite gibberish @ public places. (Read: Henceforth called "The C.S. Virus")
Introduction:
The C.S. Vaccine is a live non-attenuated virus, administered via "live interaction" for immunization against the C.S. Virus. It is generally administered to friends of C.S. who wish to become immune.
In India, the vaccine has been licensed for use from 12 Dec 2007.
It is widely used since introduction of its earliest versions. Over 500 doses have been used in over 2000 students of BJMC, Pune. As with all vaccinations, long-term effects and efficacy are subject to continuing study.
The vaccine is sold by FCS Group as CSV-II currently. We are the whole and sole copyright owners of this vaccine.
Dosage Schedule:
First Dose: The first interaction with C.S.
Second Dose: One year on........
The second dose is not a booster; it is a dose to produce immunity in the large number of people (92-96%) who fail to develop immunity after the first dose.
Booster Dosages: At all parties at public places.
Effectiveness:
Following the primary course of 2 vaccinations, a test may be taken at any public place meet to establish if there has been an adequate response, which is defined as ability to stay calm, quiet, non-irritant after being exposed to 30 min of the C.S. Virus. Such a full response occurs in about 3% of individuals.
A response of anger, shouting, acts like putting ones fingers into one's ears, embarrassment in the presence of the C.S.Virus is considered a poor response, and these people should receive a single booster vaccination at this time.
People who fail to respond should be tested to exclude genetic/behavioral mutations resembling the C.S.Virus. Such people need not take another dose of the vaccine as irreparable damage has already occurred in them.
Poor responses are mostly associated with late life exposure to the C.S.Virus, genetic mutations resembling the C.S.Virus.
Although initially it was thought that there is no protection offered by the vaccine, it has now been found that the vaccine can provide some protection lasting from 12 days to 12 weeks in a small subset of the population.
References:
1. The Center for Prevention and Control, USA- Factsheet No 121212/2008 timed 12:12:12 am. (CST)
2. The Joint Committee on Vaccination(2007-2008), FCS Group, Pune.
3. DSS, ISA, PAS in their original article : "Immune responses to the C.S.Vaccine."
Sunday, 22 June 2008
Friday, 30 May 2008
No one to talk to, no one to discuss stuff with, no one for help..
It is this weird place, i somehow have to get myself out of...
Lets hope that impossible is indeed nothing!
Sunday, 25 May 2008
Amen..
"May God give everyone
The courage to eat today's meals,
And The strength to survive through them!"
-Amen.
Thursday, 22 May 2008
Saturday, 10 May 2008
Happiness.. Its not all about the green stuff!
Friday, 9 May 2008
Wednesday, 23 April 2008
Is it really justice?
This isn't some quote from somewhere which I have picked up. It is something I truly believe in. It refers to the whole reservation saga surrounding us today.
In today's so called modern era, the idea of a caste based reservation system seems to be foolish! It means that we are not one, we never were one and will never be one big Indian society! Is that not similar to racism? If we unequivocally reject racism, then why support this? And if we can all be one (eg. Supporting Team India in a cricket match); then why divide us for things like education? Shouldn't there be an equal opportunity?
So do I mean that we get rid of reservations all together? NO! What I am trying to say is that we should have reservations; but for the people who really need them the most!
eg. The economically backward.
About the existing reservations, why not "PHASE THEM OUT" instead of continuously phasing in more and more reservations?
eg. If person A from a caste X has availed of the reservation policy(caste based), becomes well to do, then why should his/her children continue to have the same privileges?
So, are we truly doing the nation justice by this caste based system of reservations?